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Thursday, March 24th, 2005
9:02 pm	Im killing this mofo in protest of Livejournal, bad music, and attention whores Livejournal 2004-2005 (Comment on this)
8:25 pm	lol hahA! d00d is n ode 2 LjJ!! A contradiction in terms. A journal that really isn't a journal, created in a place that really doesn't exist, written by people that shouldn't be allowed to write, and written about things nobody important (or sane) really cares about. A stinking dung heap of adolescent attention whores and their respective attention pimps. A diseased conglomeration of ignorant savages resembling in some twisted way a society. The Warsaw Ghetto of online communities. Thousands of innocent minds find their way here to waste away into degenerate lumps of fecal matter. Spelling, grammar, or anything remotely resembling intelligence is extinguished before it infects the rest of the rotting hive of parasitic subhumans. Dreams, aspirations, plans, goals, happiness, optimism, and religion are also prohibited. Only suicide, depression, and bitterness reside therein. A morbidly fascinating collection of dysfunctional relationships, disappointing underachievers, antisocial xenophobes, and well… total failures. A place where creativity fountains forth like a glorious plume of Technicolor vomit, drowning originality in a sea of sickness and depravity. Home for those who have no right to damage the human gene pool with their inability to control their wanton desires. The subject of procreation, or at least half of the process, is so rampantly available here that nearly 90% of all entries are in some way related to it. A male dog in a room full of neutered bitches would have less to say on the subject. A place were light is swallowed entirely by the overwhelming darkness. For example... damn it la.. updating here coz i dun wan outsiders to see le den go COMPLAIN again!!!! fuck her la.. oopss.. shouldnt scold her fuck rite.. coz she tis type go geylang oso no one wanna fuck la.. even she give them money oso no one ones rite... arghh.. tot she wad.. ms universe arh.. oh my loh.. stoping being so cheap, bhb, lan and er xing! keep on dreaming tt those 2 will fall for ya... **PUKESSS** u sux!!!!!!!! if u wanna see who is better and who will win, challenge me la.. and i mean onli 1-1.. wad for make until adults oso noe.. great loh.. now they think tt its my fault.. luckily there are still ppl are nort being brain wash for ya.. onli noe how to complain abt my bad things.. den u leh.. shld do some reflections on urself rite.. ai yo.. er ren xian gao zhuang.. wad the shit is tis ok.. bloody la.. ur mum din even noe wad "GREAT" thyings u had done man.. if she noe arh, she will faint la.. ah neo oso.. huh.. keep siding u ytd.. very shuang hoh.. still say wad u very quiet.. shit la!!! quiet my foot!! fa chu so many unwanted noise.. noise pollution ah!!!!!! arghh.. i scold u on my blog u reply me back.. somemore scold me back through email!!! me da ren bu ji xiao ren guo.. dun wish to reply someone like tis through email.. let u be la.. XIAO REN.. see u small let u go loh... pui pui pui!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and la!!! Current Mood: killer cyclops mood Current Music: Wing (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
4:30 pm	at last, you see my hideous face! The Holiday Hams Last Stand a.k.a. "Segway to Sandwich" This Friday, March 18 The Deering Auditorium Bring Three Dollars. Upon reading this message you are obligated to bring with you a sign (larger than 8 1/2" x 11") displaying your love or casual affection for the Hams. Violators will be shot. Or brought backstage to play "ham." UPDATE! This man does NOT represent us, but he is pretty studly. Current Mood: FUCKIN RIGHT Current Music: Set List (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, March 14th, 2005
6:43 pm	dorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorky dorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorky dorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorky dorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorky dorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorky dorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorky dorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorky dorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorky dorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorky dorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorky dorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorky dorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorky dorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorky dorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorky dorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorky Current Mood: dorky Current Music: dorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorkydorky (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005
10:46 am	who IS sarah sackawang? 3:13:02 desire4indians: HEY QT 3:14:22 itun3d: hey 3:14:44 desire4indians: sup hunn 3:15:18 itun3d: chillin, how about you 3:15:45 desire4indians: juz chillen 3:15:47 desire4indians: u were on my b list 3:15:49 desire4indians: who iz dis 3:16:33 itun3d: this is sam 3:16:46 itun3d: who's this? 3:16:49 desire4indians: sam who 3:16:58 desire4indians: this is sarah sackawang 3:17:03 itun3d: sam monaco 3:17:23 itun3d: sackawang? 3:17:32 desire4indians: .... other than that, the holiday hams were made into a Holiday Ham Sandwich, but were unfortunately overshadowed by the break up of a slightly larger group named Blink 182. as a result, we will probably never be on behind the music. however, prepare yourselves for the Three-Eyed Babies VS AcidpHex EP, coming this April. it's gonna be hell. until then, look at this video i made in iMovie http://homepage.mac.com/ituned/Mason/iMovieTheater5.html what's next...team cobra?!?!! i've been considering planning a huge party with large quantities of alcohol on the same night of the greenday concert with the sole intention of sabotaging jesse. but then i thought it might be too much like the time in seventh grade when jesse couldn't go on the field trip to boston, and i bought a cheers mug at the cheers store just to spite him. i didn't even like cheers, but jesse sure did. Like a tree that's not made out of wood. Current Mood: Annoyed with The Cure Current Music: The Cure - Boys Don't Cry (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, February 17th, 2005
10:59 pm	freestyle friday 10:46:59 mol381: "lay down the beat / gonna move your feet / causse when you on the dance floor / you be look so sweet / you make my heart all full of lust / and my brain all full of sin / like i've had a glass of bacardi and gin 10:48:41 itun3d: fuck the birds and the bees, i live for overseas pharmacies, valium, xanax, vicodin it's comin in, from mexico i'm gonna go and get my fix and make it quick, gotta get those drugs with no prescription, cause i order online without contradiction, and if they don't deliver i'll stop subscription, cause these websites ain't credible, i ain't gonna let it roll 10:51:34 mol381: Mrs. Roy be retirting in two thousand five / leaving behind good ol' deering high / and now that prinipal job would be so sweet / Jazzy Jesse up behind me keeping da' beat / so i got one thing to say / before i go home / next year i want to kick it prinipal style with Mister Lenny Holms 10:53:22 itun3d: or david shapiro / he's got that crazy leer, oh / and the bitches behind 'em / now let me define him: / he's short / grayed / and loves to READ / and if you got ol' david / well that's all you'll need 10:55:20 mol381: we need a stong leader to keep the school from ruin / so we can concentrate on reading with Mister Blouin 10:56:03 itun3d: or young Kathleen, she's the dancing queen / and she walks with a style that's oh, so clean Current Mood: In and Out Current Music: MY SICK BEATS (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 27th, 2005
10:09 pm	AcidpHex AcidpHex controls you Current Mood: AcidpHex mood Current Music: AcidpHex (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 23rd, 2005
3:37 pm	i don't want to live anymore ok so yesterday i was like going to watch this thing with will and george but then will waas like, being an asshole and saying he didn't like, need me? so then george was like all pissed at me for some reason, but why is it my fault? just cause will and becca and abigail think theyre hot shit and all and im just like not important but then george just left so i was like what the f...like, maybe im just not important and people dont appreciate me, but then will and becca just ended up watching it by themselves and i was like what the h why couldnt i come, they think theyre all perfect and condescending, its fucking annoying, but like, no one cares? oh and then i was talking to george later and he said he was sorry but i was still pissed off so i just told him to get the f away, but like i didnt really mean it, but he toook it way too harshly, i hate when people do that! i knwo im not perfect but like you dont have to rub it in my face, ok? im not going to try and be someone im not, thats just lame, but so many of my friends are like that, espedcially abigail, she like tries to act like a slut or something and wills totally just falling forf it, i hate it, cause shes not like that at all. but yesterday she was telling me all this stuff about her "relataionships" that like i really didnt care about, or just thaat i didnt really want to know about it, and then she got a;ll pissed when i told her i didnt want to hear anymore. but sometimes people just dont realisze that like, maybe other people dont really care as much as they thinkj about all the little details of their lives, but like, they just keep talking anbd going on and on about their problems and i just want to tellk them to like shut up cause its stupid fuck, ima loser i hope that someday i know what happiness iis like, ugfhh Current Mood: weepy Current Music: my bloody piñata - morbid adjective noun (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 17th, 2005
3:58 pm	mi aventura WIDE OPEN BEAVERS INSIDE Hoy, Señor Jacob llegó a mi casa con mis calcetines. Él los ha tenido hasta mi fiesta de guacamole. Nosotros escuchamos a La Salsa en mi cuarto por un tiempo...entonces, fue afuera por un camino en la nieve. Caminamos a la barra del oxígeno. the woman working there didn't seem to know much about the whole oxygen bar thing, because the "O2asis" is also a tanning salon, I guess. "Is it good for you?" "Ah, well, it's not BAD for you. I'm not sure if it's GOOD for you." ... so we partook, and I suppose we became relaxed to some degree. It didn't enhance our memory, or bring mental clarity, or cure my headache, though. I liked the "Chillin'" and "Ocean" flavors. eucalyptus and red wine. Comemos bagels al Señor Bagel. Tomate y basil con jalapeño salsa queso de crema. There was a Tai Chi studio we stopped by, good vibes there. I discovered that the iced over parts of Back Cove aren't thick enough to support 140 lbs. of Sam, much to my dismay. So here I am, still wearing the awkward plastic tubing shoved into my nostrils at the oxygen bar, still smelling that Green Apple scent, possibly bringing myself mental clarity? Got a ride with Margot when there were 21 1/2 minutes until three o'clock Bebemos chocolate caliente y picante, y comemos quesadillas de chili. If I blow into the other end of this plastic tubing I can smell all the scents again, but I get really lightheadeded When I was about 11 years old and going to nerd camp at SMTC, making my own website, I thought it was ultra cool to nick name myself Ocanommas, because well, I won't state the obvious. Not my greatest hour. Current Mood: too much oxygen Current Music: Snoop - Let's Get Blown f/ Pharrell (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 9th, 2005
7:47 pm	i'll cancel you faster than sports night wayne brady makes bryant gumbel look like malcolm x X anyway there are all these little Xs that have been appearing around my house for instance there was one on the toilet seat two on a light switch two on the dvd player two on the kitchen wall and, my brother wont admit to making them, but he got punished for a week anyway the Xs on the light switch and dvd player appeared to be carved in with some type of tool or fang perhaps we've narrowed down the suspects to my brother or ghosts with pointy claws i learned how to make guacamole Current Mood: exanimate Current Music: There is No Sex in the Champagne Room. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 21st, 2004
11:39 pm	Ok heres the update... When i come back from my grandmothers next week im going to kill myself and post pictures on the internet Im sorry if this disturbs you Current Mood: sad (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 9th, 2004
11:51 am	New updates coming soon Stop your bitching YOU= (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, October 8th, 2004
7:22 pm	I have something to say Full house was THE best show in the 90's and anyone who doesn't like the show is a square Current Mood: bored (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 27th, 2004
5:39 pm	depressed i just really hate life sometimes but i forgot noone gives a shit what i think why did i even write this stupid entry Current Mood: depressed Current Music: sad hate music (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 29th, 2004
12:31 am	half-life 2 was fools gold! Ok so for the first time im going to do a survey that i stole from some girl THE HELL QUIZ LAYER ONE: --Name:nash -- Birth date: Feb-21-89 -- Nickname: and the valentines -- Current Location: kent -- Eye Color:brown -- Hair Color:same as above, dont paint me as looking like shit -- Height: 5'11 -- Righty or Lefty: Right is always right -- Zodiac Sign: Pisces LAYER TWO: -- The shoes you wore today: Well considering i only got as far as the deck -- Your weakness: Nash knows no weakness...except chest fungus -- Your fears: Mistaking 3rd base for the home run -- Your perfect pizza: Meat, only pussies just eat cheese -- Goal you'd like to achieve: LAYER THREE: -- Your most overused phrase on AIM: yeah -- Your thoughts first wake up: How am i going to get rid of this morning wood? -- Your best physical feature: My groovy beard and sideburns -- Your bedtime: Hmmm i work mexican hours in the summer time -- Most missed memory: The old days when I was the only one with the mullet LAYER FOUR: -- Pepsi or Coke: V8 juice -- McDonald's or Burger King: Neither, i only eat healthy food like yogurt and white flour -- Adidas or Nike: Non-conformist Converse -- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I thought they were the same thing -- Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla because ive gotta respect my homes -- Cappuccino or coffee: How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up? This is bs LAYER FIVE(Im outa of ideas): -- Smoke: If it wernt for the cancer stuff i would have to say yes because it makes me look twice as cool -- Cuss: Oh dear, its the fifth later of hell -- Sing: Whistle -- Take a shower everyday: Nah -- Have a crush(es): Tee-hee -- Do you think you've been in love: Only with my own blood -- Want to go to college: If my dad got away with it, so could I! -- Like(d) high school: Big boobs -- Want to get married: Yeah, but only to give my wife beaters true meaning and value -- Believe in yourself: IIIIMMMMM BAAACCCCKKKKK -- Get motion sickness: Car sick, but i put plums in my belly button to make it better-ancient chinese secret -- Think you're attractive: No, im a fat pig -- Think you're a health freak: Oh its coming -- Get along with your parents: Very much -- Play an instrument: Bass fidle LAYER SIX(First Season of The Simpsons): In the past month... -- Drank alcohol: Sir, must i remind you that YOU are the one in denial? -- Smoked: Only on the outside.. -- Done a drug: Talking telaphone its an herb not a drug! Chill... -- Made Out: No. -- Gone on a date: <wtf -- Gone to the mall?: the sixth layer of hell! Losing...creative...juices... -- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: eww…they are so gross <true quote from some moron -- Eaten sushi: Hai! -- Been on stage: Yeah, i did a blues tune infront of parents -- Been dumped: -- Gone skating: Oh yeah -- Made homemade cookies:dddddddduurrrrrrrrrr -- Gone skinny dipping: wow…no its winter -- Dyed your hair: Well this one time before 6th grade -- Stolen anything: Only Data, and that doesnt count LAYER SEVEN(Fat Lesbians): Ever... -- Played a game that required removal of clothing: That was not Nash's best night... -- If so, was it mixed company: Just shut the fuck up already -- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Yeah but so what, thats how i got my extreme toys -- Been caught "doing something": You mean caught jerking off? No way, thats for idiots -- Been called a tease: lame -- Gotten beaten up: lame -- Shoplifted: lame -- Changed who you were to fit in: lol no i dont care what others think, thats why this survey is taking me 2 fucking hours to complete LAYER EIGHT(Ron Jeremys Back): -- Age you hope to be married: Well in the old old days -- Numbers and Names of Children: 1 boy -- Describe your Dream Wedding: Im not into that kinda pussy crap -- How do you want to die: Just as long as its not 'heart attack with pants down while having phone sex'<true story -- Where you want to go to college: You would think hell is alot more tidy than this... -- What do you want to be when you grow up: Advertisment and PR girl -- What country would you most like to visit: http://maddox.xmission.com/anime_nerd.html LAYER NINE(Smelly trail hikers): -- Best eye color? blue -- Best hair color? black -- Short or long hair: Long hair is for liberals and pussies -- Height: Tall -- Best weight: 111, why even both with the other fat numbers -- Best articles of clothing: flip flops are for smelly liberals -- Best first date location: at night when the moon is out…….you could be anywhere -- Best first kiss location: Watching a movie and it is at the right time and moment LAYER TEN(Cyber demon): -- Number of people I could trust with my life: Oh gee i would say the correct number is 4 -- Number of CDs that I own: about 5 gigs right in my mp3 player -- Number of piercings: Chris Farley in Air heads -- Number of tattoos: Leave it to the rock stars -- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? .... -- Number of cars your family own: 3 Holy crap Sad thing is it was the best time spent today Current Mood: damn hot Current Music: Living in the world of False promises!!! 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Saturday, August 28th, 2004
9:36 pm	remember taproot? yeah, that was cool. so i'm in new york, longisland to be exact *insert jesse's long island joke here*, hanging out with a couple of my cousins who are older than me, and my uncle and aunt. this is the last night i'll be here...so let's make it full of memories. whooooooshhh whoooshhhh flashbackkkk there was that time in kindergarten where i pretended i'd seen the power rangers movie even though i hadn't, and somebody made me prove that i saw it, so i described a scene from the trailer. i'd like to apologize for that. and then noah was like visa starts with "v"...and then he taught everyone the swears. that time, when i was in first grade, and i was playing in the sandbox, and i made a beavis and butthead reference even though i had never seen the show. "hello, doctor, uhh, huh huh, there's a big hole in my butt." ahh, yeah, i made a lot of friends with that. and then i went off with zach and magda to eat ants, followed by licking sam lyons' tongue. hmm. so then came second grade, where you might say, i "fell in with the wrong crowd," so to speak. second grade was spent in a combo 2-3-4 class with people like alex pratt & erica griffin. but those people weren't the "wrong crowd." among the "wrong crowd," i stole lighters from pennywise (no, not the clown), set my friends shed on fire, threw rocks at churches, threw snow balls at cars to this guy's dismay ("THIS IS JAMES FUCKING BONDS CAR!!"), uh..yeah, and played a lot of N64. too much wwf raw, and not enough mario kart. sting is still the coolest though. remember the undertaker before he became a great american hero? i don't. third grade was cool cause we disected owl shit while the other third grade class got to disect cow brains or something. plus, i got to impress everyone with my crazy typing skills. oh, and drake liked chelsea. after that i ended up playing this keyboard, but not as much as i wanted to, cause it was really popular. did i mention i played a lot of The Incredible Machine in second grade? that game rocked. i read such classics as holes, ... and then i got made fun of for having mono, and cause my grandma died. go figure. yeah, fifth grade consisted of a severe lack of friends, and the start of a career in Percussional Arts. it was cool cause even though all my friends decided they didnt like me, i still had my band buddies, and i got to miss a ton of school cause of the ol' nucleosis. oh yeah and we pretended we were Grecian. whoa, hold up, whoa. middle school. first came california, my cousins there like to hit on me. i'll stop here cause it gets boring and acne-ridden. in conclusion, here is the first draft of my senior write-up. FOOTBALL 3-6GOODTIMES/GJ/SDF/ET.FG/FBVC/ WHOLIKESMUPPETS?/THEANIHILATER/DRINKING INTHEWOODS/HOMECOMING/DRINKINGONTHE ROCK/AREYOUACOPHAHA/DRINKINGATGRANDMA'S/ ILOVEMYFRIENDS/GOODLUCKJIMMY&SUZIE/LIFEIS SHORTSOLIVEIT/PEACE YEA! I FUCKING LOVE FOOTBAWWLL!!! sorry, sorry, anyway, i'll be home sometime soon, this laptop is really warm on the bottoms of my palms. mm, mmm, mac... Current Mood: irate Current Music: hootie & the blowfish. ...sister hazel? blues traveler?? (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 25th, 2004
11:17 am	getting fed up with this here pin-wheel it seems mr. faatlo thought it would be hilarious to add a "1" onto the end of our password bitch bithc bithc biotch btich bitfch bitch bitch humph uh, i've been living it up and stuff, went camping with the family last week. we hiked up part of the appalachian trail to Mike Piazza Rock. it's a big, big, middle-aged, unmarried rock suspended on some other gigantic rocks. they all floated in together on some ancient ice berg, so they say. then we chilled with the caretaker of this new york catcher, her name was sara(h). she approached me by asking if i listened to phish...im not sure what gave it away. so then we talked about their last show, and how we both wished we'd gone and stuff. she directed me over to this log/journal that anyone who stays at that camp can write in, and some guy wrote like a page-long entry all about the last phish show, HE WAS THERE, MAAAN!!! he called himself Dragonfly... he said he had to park his car 22 miles from the show, and he walked. the band brought out a songwriter of theirs to sing some of his own songs...trey played the drums a little...and, get ready. trampolines were brought out for the band during you enjoy myself. daaamn. anyway, back to that log. SOO many god damn HIPPIES!! there was this chick who called herself "Hippy Long Stocking," and she wrote in a different color pen every 20 letters or so. and then there were countless entries saying stuff like "awesome night with sara!! i'll never forget you!" or "sara loves the ganja!! hah, nice night PARTYIN with the best caretaker everywhere, she took good care of me." so, she just lives at this camp in the foothills of the appalachians and parties with whoever happens to stop by. yeah, enough of this for now, i'm going to go try and learn hotel california. in other news, nashy hunny might be back in town next week says jackie says carol Current Mood: too much party juice Current Music: alphaville's "forever young" dance remix (14 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, August 16th, 2004
7:25 pm	Gotcha! this is all from a cool new comic i found online called the Perry Bible Fellowship there are not too many but it is all great stuff http://www.citypaper.com/archives/browse.asp?columntitle=The%20Perry%20Bible%20Fellowship and no i don't know how to fucking 'lj cut' do you even know any fucking html? STFU! (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 7th, 2004
6:18 pm	If it concerns you This is it The 21st post We now have MEMORIES! AWWWW ^^ I wanna plug some stuff first Spider Man reviews crayons http://x-entertainment.com/articles/0914/ and Treehouse Trolls http://x-entertainment.com/articles/0912/ You have to read the work of Matt. He is the only man alive who can review 96 crayons and make it funny You cannot touch this man, and the cool thing is in the state right next to me... New York! New York is the home of the terrible incident of 9/11 Because of these l337 terrorist i did not get my job at the golf course Ingridients Need for job at venue: Silo Meddows 1 Social Security Card 2 forms of idea 1 workers permit Terrorist need not apply Thank you, Mark So fuck it, im coming back to Maine soon anyways I am staying at the Scarborough Downs which where i stayed for 2 months in 4th grade and 4 months when i first got to this state I would say the state has cursed me and my family for over a decade, but with all the bad comes all the good like meeting my first true lover Sam I didn't waste 10 dollars on 90210 twister for nothing honey A is for asinine, the lessons in math B is for english, NO not a bath C is for the class i hate to leave with all my wrathe! MMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! ^^< dude chill Did i mention i got my step mom thrown in jail for the night? Some would say those beatings were beatings of hate, but i say they are beatings only true heros could understand like William Wallis FRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Current Mood: oi vay Current Music: I dont steal the phish music! Swearing on me life! (4 Comments |Comment on this)
12:10 pm	he's more of a dirty dan than a dapper dan, really thanks to jake for helping nash out in his period of dryness seeing that hooker made me rethink my philosophy on hookers. theyre a lot better in theory, she looked damn gross. i also saw/handled a gun for the first time that night, a hookers gun no less. what an enlightening experience. we hung out with josh most of the night, he's a 20 year old who just kinda lives at andrews. he told us all about how he loves to fight. hes fought with everyone from cops to his brother. yes, a fist fight with his brother. everytime i'd ask "well, why did they want to fight you in the first place?" his answer would always be "well, cause i fucked his girlfriend!" except one time he substituted "wife" for "girlfriend." josh, what a guy. oh, and hes looking to get hooked up with a hot chick from portland, no ugly chicks need apply. i traded face plates with him cause apparently his was "fucking gay." it has water droplets on it. "it's like, everytime i use it i'm just fucking embarassed. people are like 'whoa, that's a cool faceplate!' and i'm like 'are you fucking kidding me? it's fucking gay! it looks like somebody fuckin' pissed on it or something.'" in other news, i'm going straightedge(except for when i get drunk and make pot brownies) for several reasons. first reason is, monday night i had a seizure while clam baking in a car with pot, salvia, and tobacco at once. 20:14:06 itun3d: but then i popped my shoulder out of place, blacked out, and had a seizure 20:14:12 itun3d: so..it was time to 'cut back' 20:14:55 temporaryholder: seizure? 20:15:06 itun3d: yeah, scary 20:15:15 temporaryholder: shiat son, thats some good shit 20:15:36 itun3d: it was vermont grown bud that me and jake bought off some acid head hitchhiker downtown 20:16:06 itun3d: monday night we smoked almost a half eighth of that plus a lot of salvia and some pipe tobacco 20:17:03 temporaryholder: you must have been pretty out of it 20:17:55 itun3d: and i was getting out of of the car, and i felt my shoulder just pop out of place...i couldnt handle the pain, and i couldnt remember how to get it back into place (this has happened before while kayaking)...so i was just struggling in excruciating pain, hitting my shoulder, and it finally went...but i was really light headed and dizzy, and couldnt see...vision was just darkened...i kept hallucinating tunnels of light all around me, and id stumble towards them and theyd go away...then i hallucinated dropping my wallet under the car, so i bent over to find it... 20:18:40 temporaryholder: whoa 20:19:38 itun3d: and what happened was, it was like...i issued a command to my brain, and that command was to lean over and look under the car, but then my brain just froze, and kept repeating the last command, so i was just, essentially convulsing, and at this point i was passed out too, shaking on the concrete, i dont remember this. when i came to, though, my head was just repeatedly hitting the rear fender of the car and i hallucinated some cops looking at me so i got really paranoid 20:20:08 itun3d: but then, i felt relatively fine, just...pretty freaked out 20:20:31 itun3d: during the seizure it was like i was drowning, it was a real lack of oxygen, not to mention i was drenched in sweat head to toe 20:20:58 itun3d: my tongue hurts a lot too cause when i was banging my head i was biting my tongue i think 20:21:27 temporaryholder: wow, that is insane sam 20:21:55 itun3d: yeah. it was pretty intense second reason, monday night i stayed out 2 hours past curfue and got caught, and then grounded for a day by the parents. tuesday night they told me that they didnt want me smoking any more, and they threw away all my drugs save boberts salvia + my mom took her bowl back. third reason, while grounded, i spent a lot of time reading old calendars of mine. i've kept calendars as sort of journals since the year 2000, just jotting down what has happened on a daily basis. theyre pretty interesting to look back on. so, i looked at the progression of how many times id abused some kinda substance every month since last september, when me and noah smoked for our first time. check it. '03 september: 1 october: 0 november: 2 december: 2 '04 january: 3 february: 3 march: 2 april: 6 may: 3 june: 6 july: 18 august: 1 yeah, time to stop. 18/31 days spent high in july is something i dont like. from now on i'm taking a hint from the native americans and only using marijuana for special occasions/ceremonies. and so then thursday night i spent with johanna, laura, and bly, not sleeping. we got stopped by a cop for some vague reason, that was the first time that had happened to me, ironically and conveniently on one of my first days clean. then we watched aladdin at johannas, and ate some cheetos...i headed home around 5:30, ate breakfast and had coffee with my dad, then biked back over at 8:30 but her dad told me to go away and come back in an hour. well, i was far too exhausted to bike all the way home again, so i just took a nap on some optometrist(?) office on woodfords. they had a really comfy lawn. i slept for about 45 min and then headed back to johannas. they were asleep and i felt creepy cause i hadnt rang the doorbell. they woke up soon enough, and i dont really remember what we did that day. told jokes. i went home at 12, ate at the bayou kitchen with mama, and passed out around 4. i slept til 9! i'd like to close by saying that everything that happens, happens for a reason. example: my brother got head lice, infesting the entire house, but as a result he was forced to cut off his mullet. see, there is good in everything. this entry is dedicated to http://www.livejournal.com/users/buttrflygrl69/ Current Mood: i slept 17 hours, no diggety Current Music: phish - undermind (4 Comments |Comment on this)